I nicknamed my mum the Yellow Peril after she bought a moped because she wanted to get around easier and lets face it, the bus service in Andover has never been the best. So there she was getting on her shiny new bike for the first time. all decked out in a bright yellow crash helmet and yellow safety coat riding her bike around the car park outside our home. All went well until she wanted to stop. But she couldn't remember how to use the brake! She ended up going into a fence. She was going slow so she wasn't hurt thankfully although she did give me a scare at the time. We laughed for years about that.